The Final Word with Jeff and Aaron

Episode 21: Kid Tested, Mother Apathetic

Once again, the Government is committing crimes against the internet!!! I guess Pence will just pardon them.

Topics Include:

• The never ending saga of Donald Trump vs. the evil fake new; or, how Donald Trump is going to get Impeached.
• COPPA - Children's Online Privacy Protection Act; or how YouTube may have just screwed over everyone.

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Relevant Links:

• Game Theory: Will Your Favorite Channel Survive 2020? (COPPA)

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Jeff and Aaron needed a bit of a break from podcasting this week; but rest assured, they will be back next week, strong and better than ever!

Topics Include:

• Aaron gives a heart felt apology for not having a podcast this week. It will make you cry.

Episode 20: How to Clean Gas Logs

Is society as lawless as the people in Hollywood would make you believe??? ...probably not...

Topics Include:

• Jeff and Aaron discuss the Joker
• A follow up on identity theft
• What are we doing here? The WikiHow game.

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wikiHow Links:

• How to Take a Shower with a new Tattoo
• How to Sew a Comforter
• How to Manifest Your Desires
• How to Clean Gas Logs
• How to Apply for Permanent Residency in Singapore

Episode 19: Schrödinger's Horse

Don't worry, no quantum in this episode, well maybe a quark or two at the end.

Topics include:

• How does Google random?
• Freeze your fraking credit!
• Introducing HYPERtheticals.

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Credit Freezing and Reporting:

• Freeze Equifax Credit
• Freeze Experian Credit
• Freeze TransUnion Credit
• Get Your Credit Reports Here

Other Relevant Links

• HYPERtheticals: 50 Questions for Insane Conversations

Episode 18: Quantum Dendrology

If the spooky name didn't scare you off, the Halloween vibes will. Just kidding, this episode has absolutely nothing to do with Halloween... Although global warming sure gives me a fright!

Topics include:

• Let's plant 20 million trees by 2020
• Quantum engagement is NOT faster than light
• Name that sound

Episode 17: 最後の言葉 (Saigo no Kotoba)

It finally happened, crack open the champagne, set off the fireworks, Jeff and Aaron have a guest! Meet Matt Edlin, Jeff's shin'yū (best friend). Matt lived in Japan for nearly 3 years, and now he's back, just for this podcast.

Topics include:

• Politics! The latest Democratic Presidential debate - and all the absurdity thereof
• Japan, our dream destination

Bonus points, what does this episode title mean? ...close enough!

Episode 16.1: Outtakes

Starting a podcast is hard to do. Literally, starting the actual podcast is really hard! (And Jeff is a jerk.)

Episode 16: There's Something About Siri

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting home assistant.
Interrupting ho...
"I'm sorry I didn't catch that, could you repeat it" - Siri probably

Topics include:

• Keto Komments
• The continuing adventure that are the "36 Questions That Lead to Love"
• Childhood Injuries

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Relevant Links

• The 36 Questions that Lead to Love

Episode 15: Mmm, Peach Mint Pie

Woo Woo, what’s that I heard in the distance? Is it the sound of a second whistleblower? Buckle in for a hard and fast discussion about… dun dun DUN.... politics! Sit with us as we discuss the twists and turns of the current impeachment proceedings. For those who are faint of heart, fear not, we also discuss our driving and traveling misadventures.

Topics include:

• Trump Talk
• Gas (or lack there of) Stories
• And the little camera that could(n’t)

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Sadly, life got in the way of producing a most excellent podcast this week. We'll see you next week!

(side game: count the umms/uhhs)